How to ruin your marriage, all for the
pursuit of a few thousand dollars !!
pursuit of a few thousand dollars !!
Monday, 25 May 2009
Amazing Pictures
Either this guy is excessively wealthy or he has a
huge penis, either way - he is doing OK and I'm
sure he is the envy of many reading this.
Either this girl is a Liverpool fan and has just
been told the bad news that Manchester United
have finished top yet again, or she has had
something long and wide inserted into her bum -
either way, it is not a good situation for anyone
to be in.
You all thought they were dead, but no,
Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Hitler
are all alive and well, though looking a
bit old and haggard.
Apparently all three have been found
stacking shelves in Tesco, Milton Keynes.
When carrying a bottle of beer this big, it is
advisory to tie it down, anyone should know
that. Or is it a painting?
Is that the sun, or is the engine on fire.
Let's hope the pilot can tell.
huge penis, either way - he is doing OK and I'm
sure he is the envy of many reading this.
Either this girl is a Liverpool fan and has just
been told the bad news that Manchester United
have finished top yet again, or she has had
something long and wide inserted into her bum -
either way, it is not a good situation for anyone
to be in.
You all thought they were dead, but no,
Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Hitler
are all alive and well, though looking a
bit old and haggard.
Apparently all three have been found
stacking shelves in Tesco, Milton Keynes.
When carrying a bottle of beer this big, it is
advisory to tie it down, anyone should know
that. Or is it a painting?
Is that the sun, or is the engine on fire.
Let's hope the pilot can tell.
Sunday, 24 May 2009
So You Want To Join The Army Do You?
This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately.
What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army.
Here is the translation:
“Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases a young soldier might have. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he likely might have:
Can’t see circle 1: High aggression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.
Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.
Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.
Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.
Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.
Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.
Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”
So how did you guys get on with this test?
Can you see the number in circle number 5, lol.
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