Reasons Why Women Don't Need Handymen

10. Don't Forget The Emergency Break!

"It might be a little steep, but it should be fine"





9. Crooked Window, Crooked Contractor

"No, that looks pretty strait to me. Who really cares anyway?"




8. Watch Your Head! Doh!

"Nah, these steps are fine. You might
have to duck a little, but that's normal."




7. Safety first!

"Dude, that's a perfect place for a security
monitor. Wait, where should we put the camera?"




6. Miniature Steps And Handrail

"Housing codes require that we put up a
handrail if there is a staircase...or just
one single, solitary stair.

At least we're pretty sure that's what it says."




5. Light Pole

"Well, we have to put up a light pole here.
So, should we move the building or think
of something else?

I don't feel like moving the building today.

Let's think of something else."




4. What Doors?

"Hey, you told us to build the offices. You
didn't say anything about doors. That's not my job."




3. Bridge To Nowhere

"Harry, you do that side of the bridge and
I'll do this side. I'm sure it will all come
together somehow."




2. ATM (Awkwardly Tall Machine)

"Can you please stand a little further back?
I don't want you to see my pin number as
I jump to put it in. Thanks."




1. Too Close For Comfort

"Are our butts touching a little Howard?

Who built this anyway?"