How To Impress A Woman/Man

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

I Put My Hand Up His Shorts

What's your most embarassing story. Mine is pretty funny, well, it is now. It was at the time too actually.

I was driving with my man to the super market, only for the car to break down in the car park. My boyfriend told me to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car outside.

I returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, I saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the car. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of under-pants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, I dutifully stepped forward, quickly put my hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything into place.

I stood back up, looked across the roof of the car and found myself staring at my boyfriend who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.