They Tried To Maker Her Sing In St Lucia But She Said "NO, NO, NO!"

Amy Winehouse has made her latest laughable attempt at a comeback on stage in the St Lucia Jazz Festival and it was a shambolic attempt.

Having wobbled her way onto stage, she then attempted to sing. Members in the crowd later reported they could barely hear her and what they could hear was BAD.

She stumbled around for a while before finally falling over. She was helped to her feet and she then proceeded to remove her white high heel shoes.

Lucky for her torrential rain appeared and she walked off stage. No other acts walked off stage due to the rain and many people have said she was booed off.

Twice she shouted ‘fuck you’ at the crowd during her performance.

This girl has a God given talent and look what she has done with it. I think it is shameful the way she behaves.

My advice to Amy is forget the singing career and the £millions she could have earned and go and sit under a motorway bridge somewhere with the winos and drunks she belongs with.

She is a disgrace. Who would want their children to hero worship her and the way she behaves, not me, that’s for sure.

The world once loved you Amy but now they say “NO, NO, NO!”

Zara Tells The Press To 'Naff 'Orf'

Her notoriously short-fused mother famously told a group of press photographers to 'naff orf'. So it wasn't surprising to see Zara Phillips follow in Princess Anne's footsteps at yesterday's Badminton Horse Trials.

As usual, Zara's language was slightly fruitier, however, as she raged at the press pack following her: 'This is a competition, not a fucking social event!'

Her outburst came the day after a member of the paparazzi allegedly caused her horse, Ardfield Magic Star, to rear as she entered the dressage arena. Apparently Zara, 27, felt the camera shutter had been let off 'right in his ear'.

The incident certainly seemed to affect the horse who subsequently came 72nd out of 81 competitors so when Zara saw the official media snapping away as she walked the course yesterday, she couldn't resist going over and giving an ear-bashing.

You just gotta love this girl. She might be a Princess and 8th in line to the throne or whatever she is, but she doesn't allow that to get in the way. If she feels she has been hard done by, then she lets people know and I love her for that.

Leona Lewis - From Hackney To Hollywood

Leona Lewis has bought a new house. Interestingly it is situated just a couple of miles from Simon Cowell's mansion in the Hollywood Hills. But enough of all that.

Miss Lewis eventually settled on the five-bedroom home after being shown around a couple of months ago and she is currently renting it at a cost of £7,000 a month.

It has its own swimming pool and outside bar, while the inside of the property has been furnished with flat-screen televisions and a leather sofa.

The move comes as a surprise as Miss Lewis said at the end of last year that she could not bear to 'uproot' herself from Britain.

The luxuriousness of the £1.5million property will certainly make a change from the £120,000 two-bedroom flat in Hackney she bought last year with her boyfriend, electrician Lou Al-Chamaa.

He will still live there, but Miss Lewis has told friends that she will be based in the U.S. while recording and promoting her new album.

I say good luck to Leona. She seems to be a lovely girl and very down to earth. I watched her win the X-Factor in 2006 and before, during and after every performance, some of which brought the house down, she was just this meek, mild mannered girl from London who everyone adored.

She isn't an arrogant, bad tempered 'diva' like a lot of female artists are these days and for me, she deserves every single penny her new found fame brings her. You go girl, we all love ya!

Another MP Stealing From UK Taxpayers

One of David Cameron's most trusted allies was last night embroiled in the MPs' expenses scandal.

Greg Barker, Conservative climate change minister, made £320,000 in two years by exploiting his generous taxpayer-funded allowances.

The multi-millionaire, who made the money buying and selling a flat in one of London's most prestigious streets, is the first senior Tory to become caught up in the allowances scandal.

Mr Barker - worth a reputed £ 7.4million after selling his stake in an advertising firm - bought the property in Pimlico, Central London for £480,000 in November 2004. He then nominated this as his 'second home', rather than the flat he already owned in nearby Chelsea.

Under the controversial second homes allowance he was permitted to claim back nearly £16,000 from stamp duty as well as legal fees and removals.

He then claimed another £27,928 in mortgage interest payments over the next two years.

In December 2006, the MP for Bexhill and Battle, in Sussex, briefly designated the Chelsea house his second home --where he claimed another £3,492 for mortgage interest - after he left his wife Celeste following his affair with interior designer William Banks-Blaney.

He then moved the 'second home' designation back to the Pimlico flat. In a clear breach of the rules he failed to submit a mortgage statement for four years.

But the lax Commons regime in charge of checking expenses claims approved a payment of £5,360 because of the ' delicacy of the domestic situation'.

In February 2007, he sold the flat for £800,000 - a £320,000 profit.

Mr Barker's spokesman said last night: 'All claims made since 2001 have been entirely legitimate and within the rules and approved by the [Commons] Fees office. His main home, against which he has never claimed expenses, remains in the constituency.'

I want action from Cameron, he can make good here if he gets it right as Brown is sitting on his hands doing sweet nothing but whistling in the wind.

Cameron in my mind should immediately make all Tory MPs involved in serious cases apologise and repay excess monies, whether they like to or not.

To restore faith, serious cases will have to explain themselves, step down and be deselected. If he has the bravery to deal with these serious cases then I for one will applaud the Conservatives. But if they choose not to do anything about it Mr Cameron will take the biggest opportunity handed to him to become a statesman and throw it away.

We know what they have all been up to, on all sides, but I want someone running this country that knows how to take responsibility and not blame everyone else.

If Cameron made an apology to the nation as to the conduct of his party's MPs it will put such a gulf between him and Brown's Labour Party and will put him in good stead with the nation.

Bravery gives results but he has to take action now or he too will be severely affected by this non stop discovery of the fact that MPs are indeed thieves and con men themselves if given a small opportunity.

Better Deport The Gurkhas Quickly Mr Brown

Bad news again today as a Gurkha was among two British soldiers to die in a market massacre in the Afghan badlands when a suicide bomber on a motorbike blew himself up in a crowd.

The blood bath – in which 16 Afghans were also killed — brings the total UK death toll in Helmand to four in just 24 hours.

It makes yesterday the darkest day for the Armed Forces this year.

So Mr Brown, as Prime Minister, when exactly do you propose to deport all these Ghurkas from Britain. The fact that they are still dying to save your country must make it a difficult decision for you ?

Dick Head !!

Tom Henning Ovrebo

The blunder ref, Tom Henning Ovrebo, who sent Chelsea crashing out of Europe was under armed police guard last night “terrified” after receiving death threats.

Norwegian Tom Henning Ovrebo – dubbed “Norse Manure” by fuming Blues fans – was smuggled out of the UK yesterday and told to “lie low”.

A Facebook site was set up with the title “Kill Tom Henning Ovrebo”.

Its creator said they were “dedicated to the hunt for and brutal murdering of” the referee. Another fan wrote: “I hope someone shoots him dead.”

Are these Chelsea fans for real?

Jesus Christ, killing the ref will solve nothing, what's done is done, and the final is between Manchester United and Barcelona. Simple as that.

Manchester United player Darren Fletcher has waited a lifetime to play in a Champions League Final and it was cruelly snatched away from him by a massive refereeing blunder. We, as United fans, have no intentions of hunting down the referee and killing him.

For fuck's sake, let's keep it real here. This is a typical Chelsea reaction to anything that doesn't suit them. They had a wonderful example of how to behave from that half wit Drogba, aided by Micheal Ballack.

Who, exactly, do Chelsea and their fans think they are?

Yes, they have plenty of money at their disposal and they have won 2 poxy Premier League titles, but that doesn't make you special, or better than anyone else assholes.

Shut the fuck up, take it on the chin and get on with your FA Cup Final because Jesus, we're all laughing at your sad little antics !!

Face Transplant

When her husband blasted her in the face with a shotgun five years ago, Connie Culp was left horrifically disfigured.

Despite 30 operations to rebuild her shattered face, she hid away, terrified of what others might think.

Now, however, Mrs Culp has stepped forward to reveal the results of the world's most extensive face transplant - and to declare she is no longer afraid.

At a news conference in Cleveland in the U.S. on Tuesday, she also praised the family of the unnamed donor for their generosity.

'I guess I'm the one you came to see today,' she said.

'While I know you all want to focus on me, I think it's more important you focus on the donor family that made it so I could have this Christmas present.'

The shotgun blast shattered her nose, cheeks, the roof of her mouth and an eye, leaving a gaping hole.

Hundreds of fragments of shotgun pellets and bone splinters were embedded in her face and after emergency surgery she could only breathe by having a tube inserted in her windpipe.

Her appearance was so shocking that she left home as rarely as possible to avoid being taunted.

Once while shopping she heard a little kid say, "You said there were no real monsters, Mommy, and there's one right there".

Culp stopped and said, "I'm not a monster. I'm a person who was shot," and pulled out her driver's licence to show the child what she used to look like.'

Here are the X-Rays of her after she was shot

I don't know about you, but I think this is one of the bravest women I have ever seen. People will be people and can be cruel at times. But there are far more people who will respect her and appreciate fully what she has been through.

Us human beings place far too much emphasis on how people look. Beauty is only temporary and fades with time. Being a good person and being a nice person lasts a lifetime and is much more valuable !!!

Arsenal Suicide

An Arsenal fan has hanged himself after his team lost 3-1 to Manchester United in the Champions League Semi Final on Tuesday night.

Suleiman Alphonso Omondi, a 29-year-old Kenyan from Nairobi was found dead at his home just hours after his heroes slumped out of the coveted competition.

It was confirmed by the police that football-mad Mr Omondi was wearing his Arsenal shirt when he took his own life.

Mr Omondi's friend Calvin Otieno said: "We were watching the match at Bamba 70 pub, and when Arsenal were defeated, Suleiman just walked out in protest and he was crying."

It appears that football related tragedies are frequent in Kenya, where English clubs enjoy a passionate following among the locals.

European games, in particular the UEFA Champions League, attract more attention than national and continental fixtures.

For many Arsenal fans, the tie was a chance to salvage a disappointing season.

It has been four years since the Gunners won a domestic or European trophy.

Arsenal's chances of reaching their second European final in four years effectively came to an end after just ten minutes.

Cristiano Ronaldo's 11th minute strike meant the Gunners needed to score four goals.

To take your own life because your team gets dumped out of the Champions League is a bit over the top I think. Sure, it is not a nice feeling, but surely life itself is more important than this.

It makes me wonder how bad this guys life was overall if a game of football meant that much to him.