Men's English

1. I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

2. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

3. I'm tired = I'm tired.

4. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you tonight.

5. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you tonight.

6. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you that night.

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you tonight.

8. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

9. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you tonight.

10. What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?

11. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

12. I love you = Let's have sex right now.

13. I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

15. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

16. I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.