Sunday, 17 May 2009
Trucking Hell.......I Want One Of These
Why would anyone need a house
When there are motor homes like this available......
Check this out....
The Most Amazing Technology You Will Ever See
Amazing technology from Japan . . . . but can you guess what it is?
Look closely and guess what they could be...
Are they pens with cameras?
Any wild guesses? No clue yet?Ladies and gentlemen... congratulations!
You've just looked into the future... yep that's right!
You've just seen something that will replace your PC in the near future.
Here is how it works:
In the revolution of miniature computers, scientists have made great developments with bluetooth technology... This is the forthcoming computers you can carry within your pockets.
This "pen sort of instrument" produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer. 
The Ever Growing List Of Thieving MPs
This list of thieving MPs gets longer and longer by the day!
On Saturday I published a list of MPs up to no good... Saturdays list of shamed MPs
Before that we had the story of Shahid Malik and his bizarre accounting procedures
He has since resigned which does seem the dignified way to do things. Now all that is left to do is prosecute the thieving bastard and put him in jail.
There was also the millionaire MP James Clappison who couldn't resist his greed and stole from the taxpayers, read about him James Clappison
David Cameron, the opposition leader is up in arms about all this. So imagine his embarassment when one of his closest allies, Greg Barker, was caught out fiddling and stealing too. Read about him Greg Barker HERE
Jacqui Smith, The Home Secretary of all people, also has a rather shady past when it comes to stealing, ooops I mean putting in claims for expenses. She has had a few quid through the back door. Read about Jacqui Smith HERE
Now, down below, we have another host of thirves and con men, waiting to see the outcome of their investigations. No doubt they will apologise and blame someone else, as is the want of most MPs.
Fraser Kemp, who voted to keep MPs' expenses secret, made repeat purchases of household items over the space of several weeks.
Mike Hall claimed thousands of pounds in expenses for the cost of cleaners, cleaning products and laundry bills for his London home
Liz Blackman went on last-minute shopping sprees before the end of each financial year, in an apparent attempt to make sure she claimed as close to maximum expenses as possible
Joan Ryan spent thousands of pounds on repairs and decorations at her constituency home before switching her designated second home to a London property
David Clelland, who tried to block disclosure of MPs’ second-home spending, claimed for the cost of “buying out” his partner’s £45,000 stake in his London flat
David Maclean spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money renovating a farmhouse before selling it for £750,000
Maria Eagle claimed thousands of pounds on refurbishing a bathroom at one of her flats just months before switching her designated second home to a property with a higher mortgage
David Ruffley claimed for new furniture and fittings after “flipping” his second home from London to a new flat in his constituency
Greg Knight, an MP with a collection of classic cars, claimed £2,600 in expenses for repair work on the driveway at his designated second home
Julian Lewis attempted to claim £6,000 in expenses for a wooden floor at his second home
Oh, and for the record, if any of you thieves read this and feel a need to sue me for whatever, then tell me the date we are in court and I'll see you there. The investigation to see if you are honest or not will be most revealing. I rather doubt you would like that to happen !!
On Saturday I published a list of MPs up to no good... Saturdays list of shamed MPs
Before that we had the story of Shahid Malik and his bizarre accounting procedures
He has since resigned which does seem the dignified way to do things. Now all that is left to do is prosecute the thieving bastard and put him in jail.
There was also the millionaire MP James Clappison who couldn't resist his greed and stole from the taxpayers, read about him James Clappison
David Cameron, the opposition leader is up in arms about all this. So imagine his embarassment when one of his closest allies, Greg Barker, was caught out fiddling and stealing too. Read about him Greg Barker HERE
Jacqui Smith, The Home Secretary of all people, also has a rather shady past when it comes to stealing, ooops I mean putting in claims for expenses. She has had a few quid through the back door. Read about Jacqui Smith HERE
Now, down below, we have another host of thirves and con men, waiting to see the outcome of their investigations. No doubt they will apologise and blame someone else, as is the want of most MPs.
Fraser Kemp, who voted to keep MPs' expenses secret, made repeat purchases of household items over the space of several weeks.
Mike Hall claimed thousands of pounds in expenses for the cost of cleaners, cleaning products and laundry bills for his London home
Liz Blackman went on last-minute shopping sprees before the end of each financial year, in an apparent attempt to make sure she claimed as close to maximum expenses as possible
Joan Ryan spent thousands of pounds on repairs and decorations at her constituency home before switching her designated second home to a London property
David Clelland, who tried to block disclosure of MPs’ second-home spending, claimed for the cost of “buying out” his partner’s £45,000 stake in his London flat
David Maclean spent thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money renovating a farmhouse before selling it for £750,000
Maria Eagle claimed thousands of pounds on refurbishing a bathroom at one of her flats just months before switching her designated second home to a property with a higher mortgage
David Ruffley claimed for new furniture and fittings after “flipping” his second home from London to a new flat in his constituency
Greg Knight, an MP with a collection of classic cars, claimed £2,600 in expenses for repair work on the driveway at his designated second home
Julian Lewis attempted to claim £6,000 in expenses for a wooden floor at his second home
Oh, and for the record, if any of you thieves read this and feel a need to sue me for whatever, then tell me the date we are in court and I'll see you there. The investigation to see if you are honest or not will be most revealing. I rather doubt you would like that to happen !!
How To Recruit The Right Person
Put about 100 bricks in some
Particular order in a closed
Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In top management.
Particular order in a closed
Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.
If they are counting the Bricks.
Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved. Put them in sales.
If they have already left for The day.
Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
In top management.
The Biggest Dogs In The World
Victoria Beckham, Britney Spears, the list is endless, lol.
Actually, these are real dogs and wow, they are big ol' boys for sure.
Easiest way to feed these guys would be to kill a horse and just throw the carcass in the back yard.
Easiest way to feed these guys would be to kill a horse and just throw the carcass in the back yard.
How To Be Scared To Death While Having Dinner
The world has gone completely and utterly mental I think. Check out this from www.teenee.com
Not a place for the feint hearted I feel.
Any one interested in having a unique dining experience?
You can have breakfast, lunch, dinner or cocktail or invite your boss for a meeting while enjoying your meal.
50 meters above ground dining event arranged by a professional event arranger of Benji Fun company. It provides seating for 22 complete with Chef, server, musician and you can select your own location without limitation. Guaranteed safety with the hoisting crane which can accommodate a whole band of musicians.
This restaurant is in Belgium.
Not a place for the feint hearted I feel.
Any one interested in having a unique dining experience?
You can have breakfast, lunch, dinner or cocktail or invite your boss for a meeting while enjoying your meal.
50 meters above ground dining event arranged by a professional event arranger of Benji Fun company. It provides seating for 22 complete with Chef, server, musician and you can select your own location without limitation. Guaranteed safety with the hoisting crane which can accommodate a whole band of musicians.
This restaurant is in Belgium.
$1,000,000 Shoes
So much for modesty. Oscar-nominee Diablo Cody, not only looked like a million dollars, but she also stepped onto the red carpet in a million dollars pair of shoes.
The writer of the hit indie, “Juno”, wore designer Stuart Weitzman’s million dollar shoe to the Oscars at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.
The `Retro Rose’ shoe features two Kwiat diamond roses, fixed to 1940’s-style beige metallic T-strap high heels. More than 1,800 Kwiat diamonds weighing 100 carats were used to make the roses and 400 of them have been incorporated into the design of the shoe, which is worth over $1 million.
The shoe master also created a ballerina flat with a the same diamond design so that Diablo can slip into something more comfortable after walking the red carpet.
He says, “I think it is great and typically Diablo that she chose to be not just glamorous but also practical in her choice of shoes for this year’s Academy Awards.”
The writer of the hit indie, “Juno”, wore designer Stuart Weitzman’s million dollar shoe to the Oscars at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.
The `Retro Rose’ shoe features two Kwiat diamond roses, fixed to 1940’s-style beige metallic T-strap high heels. More than 1,800 Kwiat diamonds weighing 100 carats were used to make the roses and 400 of them have been incorporated into the design of the shoe, which is worth over $1 million.The shoe master also created a ballerina flat with a the same diamond design so that Diablo can slip into something more comfortable after walking the red carpet.
He says, “I think it is great and typically Diablo that she chose to be not just glamorous but also practical in her choice of shoes for this year’s Academy Awards.”
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