huge penis, either way - he is doing OK and I'm
sure he is the envy of many reading this.
Either this girl is a Liverpool fan and has just
been told the bad news that Manchester United
have finished top yet again, or she has had
something long and wide inserted into her bum -
either way, it is not a good situation for anyone
to be in.
You all thought they were dead, but no,
Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Hitler
are all alive and well, though looking a
bit old and haggard.
Apparently all three have been found
stacking shelves in Tesco, Milton Keynes.
When carrying a bottle of beer this big, it is
advisory to tie it down, anyone should know
that. Or is it a painting?
Is that the sun, or is the engine on fire.
Let's hope the pilot can tell.