Sunday, 24 May 2009

I Was Cooking Some Eggs Today

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So You Want To Join The Army Do You?

russian army test
This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately.

What you see is an entry level test leaked from the Russian army.

Here is the translation:

“Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases a young soldier might have. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, then he likely might have:

Can’t see circle 1: High aggression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

So how did you guys get on with this test?

Can you see the number in circle number 5, lol.

Islam Made Me Do It!

It seems the police in America pulled a nice result out of the hat when the FBI, NYPD Arrested 4 in Alleged Plot to Bomb NY Synagogues.

A Christian prison chaplain, recently said about Islam and prisoners:
It is not a contradiction to be a Muslim and a murderer, even a mass murderer. That is one reason why criminals “convert” to Islam in prison. They don’t convert at all; they similarly remain the angry judgmental vicious beings they always have been. They simply add “religious” diatribes to their personal invective. Islam does not inspire a crisis of conscience, just inspirations to outrage.
The cult of Islam could be construed as one of victimization - one submits to God, all things are as God wills, and no one is responsible for their own actions.

If you are not caught, you committed no crime.

Dr. Sanity, (I do love that name, did a great piece on guilt society vs. perception society.) The underlying lessons of Islam are that you are not responsible - either god has a plan (where this fits) or the devil misled you (where you are not responsible for listening to him).

One thing that already is making me angry is the way certain press outlets are talking about “entrapment” in the case of the wannabe bombers that have just been caught in the link above.

If they had been arrested with the fake C4 explosives as they purchased them (unknowing that the FBI had planted the fakes there ready for them), then I might have some sympathy.

These wannabe murderers were arrested after ASSEMBLING BOMBS with fake C4 they’d bought and placing them at a site to conduct a terror attack.

This is not entrapment - the FBI did not walk them to the synagogue and point out places for the bombs and watch over them while they did the wiring or hold their hand in assembly.

These TERRORISTS and would be MURDERERS would have acted with real explosives had they not been sold the fake explosives by operatives. Saying this is entrapment is so far beyond reality that I can barely work out the mental gymnastics required.

These people need to be placed in the elctric chair for attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, treason and whatever other petty crimes the authorities can throw at them, and that's a fact.

The press need to report exactly what happened: “Would Be Islamic Jihadists Attempt to Blow Up Synagogue in New York”. What do we hear? “Bomb Plot in New York.”

And the press wonders why people don’t trust them, don’t like them, and don’t buy their products?

Oh and before I am labelled a racist or whatever, let me say that I don’t care what your faith is; I care what your actions say about that faith!

Earn Money While Sharing Your Pics

I'm a bit peeved right now to say the least. I have been a big fan of Photobucket for a few years now and host absolutely 1000s of pictures on there.

Every image from my blog is stored there, even the galleries of pics, gifs, avatars, sigs etc etc for my Manchester United blog. Some of these have received in excess of 50,000 hits each since I added them.

Only now have I discovered this site below called ''. I was introduced to it by someone who told me it is exactly the same as Photobucket and I was a bit weary. But I have tried it out and they are right. The big difference is they actually pay you to share your pictures on there. It might only be 22c per 1000 views but it soon adds up. I would have been paid $10-$12 for each of my most viewed pics if I had known. Not knowing about Shareapic has in fact cost me close to $500 Grrrrr.

Anyway, if you click the advert here and sign up with them, I get you added to my account as a referral. They have 2 layers of referral payments too which is great.

If you do sign up, then please email me at and let me know and we can work together on some projects and see if we can get a few dollars in the bank.

I am adding loads of galleries for my blog over the next few days. I can still provide the same service to my blog readers but I can earn a little money at the same time. Nothing that will change my life but it all helps.

You can too if you sign up.

I will tell you that on odd occassions a pop up might appear on the site, but they are infrequent and not really annoying.

Anyway, sign up, let me know, then pile your pictures in there.

Paris Hilton Out And About With Her New Man Looking Hot, Hot, Hot

I'm not a big fan of Miss Hilton but she
does scrub up quite well, fair play to her.

I've been waiting for all hell to break
loose since she teamed up with her
'new best friend' in the UK, Peaches
Geldof. Miss Geldof is not unlike her
father who is a bit bonkers at the
best of times.

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New Mexican Banknotes

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Kubikfoto Interactivating Photography

kubikfoto interactivating photography

This is a very clever and brilliant concept made
by a German company called Kubikfoto. It allows
you to interact with the photography, and when
the girl above is a part of the set up, then who
wouldn't want to interact?

Not that I'm gay or anything.

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I was browsing Craigs List, as you do on a Sunday
morning and came across this wonderful offer.

If you live in West Ashville, which I assume is in
America as nothing like this could happen in the
real world, no offence, then this is your lucky day.

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