Monday 4 May 2009

David Hasselhoff - Beer Monster

david hasselhoff alcohol poisoningI'm actually wondering if this guy practises being an asshole because he is excessively good at being one.

David Hasselhoff was rushed to hospital with alcohol poisoning after his teenage daughter found him unconscious, according to U.S. reports.

The ex-Baywatch actor was 'barely breathing' by the time he arrived at the hospital on Saturday night, sources say.

The Hoff's 16-year-old daughter had to call his ex-wife Pamela Bach to make the emergency rush to hospital, where doctors 'saved his life'.

A source told the celebrity website RadarOnline Hayley kept 'slapping her dad's face' to keep him alive after finding him on the floor at his Los Angeles home.

The source is quoted as saying: 'He was barely breathing when they got him at the hospital.

Now if this was the first time he has done this, we could all put it down to carelessness and a bit of over indulgence. But it's not the first time he has been rushed to hospital with alcohol poisoning, it is in fact the EIGTH !!

He has always been a self indulgent selfish asshole and even now he is doing the same. He is alone in the house with his 16 year old daughter and he drinks so much that it brings him to within an inch of death, which is quite a frightening thing for a young girl to deal with.

But fuck everyone else, the Hoff wants a drink, then the Hoff will have a drink, and his young daughter can be left to pick up the pieces AGAIN.

What on earth made God create such a revolting and selfish prick such as him !

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