Tuesday 5 May 2009

Big Brother

big brother logoBIG Brother, you know, the programme where loads of people sit in their houses watching a load of other people in a house, rivetting stuff. Apparently scouts are set to pick celeb lookalikes for the wackiest house ever.

It is thought bosses want their 15-strong cast to be younger and sexier. There are five people proving popular with the casting team.

These include a Kate Moss lookalike, a Lily Allen clone, a lad who is the spitting image of comic Jimmy Carr, a dead ringer for Prince Harry and a woman with a glass eye.

However, one is an unknown Welsh stripper.

A source said: “One of the team saw her in a lap dancing club. She’s a vile character who’ll sleep with any man... but she is game for a laugh, confident and a looker."

So there we go, doesn't that just make you want to tune in 24/7 for 10 weeks just to witness that.

Big Brother, what a load of shite.

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